SECOND CHANCE:
KING OF THE ISLANDS
By
R. Richard
Excerpt
I WANT MY
KINGDOM of Fori Novor to
have a written constitution.
I have obtained a number of written
constitutions from advanced civilizations.
I have also obtained an advanced civilization computer program that
analyzes the character of the people for whom a constitution is to be written.
After a bit of study, it seems to me that
there's no such thing as an ideal constitution.
A constitution that suits one group of people might not suit another
group of people.
One seemingly simple thing has to do with the
right of a citizen to a timely, public trail.
All of the sample constitutions that I review guarantee a citizen of the
state the right to a timely, public trial.
However, there the similarity ends.
Some of the constitutions guarantee a jury of the accused’s
peers, the other citizens of the society. Other constitutions don't want a jury
of peers, but a trial by a judge, trained to interpret the law. Still others use a professional jury, essentially
a jury of legal scholars trained to interpret the law. The jury of legal scholars
thing seems to be an attempt to have a trial by judge, but with more than one
judge to offset any bias in a single judge.
Some of the constitutions have sections that
clash with certain items of Corin international law.
Another problem is freedom of religion. I'm, in general, for freedom of
religion. However, I'm not in favour of
religions that require their worshipers to kill the worshipers of other
religions. I'm also not in favour of
religions that use human sacrifice, even willing human sacrifice.
I finally wind up using a lot of the standard
sort of terms that appear in almost all of the constitutions as a basis for my
constitution. I also use or add a lot of
items that deal with the sea, since Fori Novor is an island and things like sea access and fishing
are of greater importance to the citizens of Fori Novor than would be the case if Fori
Novor were more inland.
I also add a number of items that reflect the
long existing law of Fori Novor
as regards farming and homes. The
details of Fori Novor law
are slightly different from the model constitutions that I have, but not really
a lot different.
There's a lot to think about as I write a
constitution for Fori Novor
and I bounce ideas off of any number of the more concerned and more
intellectual citizens of Fori Novor.
I had naively thought to get consensus from the
citizens. Instead, the best I can get is
a situation where everyone has about the same amount of complaints.
One item that no one except me likes is the fact
that I'm the absolute Monarch of Fori Novor. None of the
restrictions or limits in the constitution apply to me
personally.
Now you might think that after review and
feedback I would submit my constitution to the Parliament of Fori Novor for ratification.
(Have you not been reading the foregoing?) I'm the absolute Monarch of Fori Novor. I, in effect, tell the Parliament and the
people of Fori Novor, “This
is your new Constitution and the supreme law of the land. You have no choice and no voice in the
matter. This is how it is. Live with it.”
Actually, the citizens of Fori
Novor seem to like the new rules. This last is not surprising, since the new
rules are pretty much the same as the old rules and the changes are mainly what
the people find that they want in any case.
There's a lot of discussion in the news and in
public forums in Fori Novor. The likes and dislikes expressed are pretty
much the same as I got when I submitted my constitution for review.
I do get a delegation who
come to talk to me about my new Constitution.
However, they're not from Fori Novor. They're the
heads of the governments of the islands around Fori Novor.
The heads of the governments of the islands
around Fori Novor have a
message for me. The spokesman says, “We
find ourselves with many, many problems.
Our small island economies aren't sufficient to deal with the times. Our peoples are unhappy and they point to Fori Novor and say to us that
they want things as they're in Fori Novor.”
I say, “I suspect that the citizens of your
islands don't really realize that I'm not just the King of Fori
Novor. In
fact, I'm the absolute Monarch of Fori Novor. There are no
limits on my power. Do your citizens
really want that sort of government?”
The spokesman then tells me, “Our citizens
realize your power and your results.
They're willing to give you the same power over them, in hope of getting
the same results.”
I can't believe what I'm hearing. I ask, “Do you mean that your citizens are
willing to place themselves under an absolute Monarch?”
A man named 'King Willis' (he's not a King, it's
just his name) looks around at the assembled diplomats and says, “Your Majesty,
the people are not just willing, they demand it.”
I say, “I don't have enough people on Fori Novor to really run all of
the islands. I'll need to leave at least
most of the governments that currently exist in place. If you accept me as King, I'll issue orders
to those governments. My orders will be
obeyed or very harsh punishment will follow.
Do you understand?”
The people rise and say, in unison, “Yes, your Majesty.”
I call for clerks and they prepare and sign
documents that transfer all of the power of all of the islands from the current
governments to Justin Imperiale, King of The Islands.
After they have signed away their freedom, no
one seems exactly sure what to do.
I'm sure of what needs to be done next. I say, “Ladies and gentlemen, I have maps to
prepare and a demand to serve on the Association of Nations. My job is to look after my people of The
Islands, as my Kingdom shall be henceforth known. My people are now the people of all of the
islands. I'm off to do what I need to
do. If there's any island that rejects
my rule, I'll deal with those who run that island as I did with those who ruled
Fori Novor before me.”